I write sins not five page research papers
(Source: aphroditeens, via hotboyproblems)
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
(Source: memespice, via humorking)
i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???
(Source: astronaute, via humorking)
me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle
(Source: 6qw, via perks-of-being-chinese)