theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

(Source: easy-as-a-b-d, via gnarly)

andrewbreitel:

when a hot person follows you

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but they don’t message you or talk to you

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(Source: andrewbreitel, via sextnoise)

wwworldwide:

im sorry. is my swag distracting you

(Source: 6yr, via maliciousmelons)

wanchorss:

in4viate:

i have the sex appeal of a walrus.

imagemm gurl 

(Source: desparate, via trust)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(Source: billylaskaris, via oknope)

netlfix:

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

(Source: netlfix, via oknope)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

(via trust)

(Source: meetthepugs, via mole)

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

unamusedsloth:

NYPD escorting a raccoon out of a beauty salon

(Source: unamusedsloth, via groovybooty)

hamsterangst:

WHENEVER I TOUCH CEILINGS I FEEL REALLY POWERFUL

(via prolusion)

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: maryjblige, via mole)