(Source: jxnc, via iwishihadafather)

mrs-mojo-risin-blues:

tomatogami:

im sorry but i only listen to real music

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Only B.C. kids remember this

(via randomspookbox)

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

(via groovybooty)

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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(via humorking)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via hotboyproblems)

skylarduquette:

"no" is too serious

"nope" is too casual

"nah" is just right

"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"

(Source: memespice, via humorking)

sluttynuggets:

i hate the website weheartit??? you can hear tits??? do they even make noise???

(Source: astronaute, via humorking)

meme4u:

Gamestop would buy it for less

urcr:

me flirting: do you want to call me and hear me eat a popsicle

(Source: 6qw, via perks-of-being-chinese)

spaloonbabuguuscooties:

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i didnt study for this

(Source: spaloonbabooguuscooties, via dutchster)

spangefucker:

"in case of fire use stairs" that’s ridiculous.  how the FUCK am i supposed to put this fire out with these stairs

(via hotboyproblems)

metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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(via gnarly)

sexaulity:

spicegorl:

j5h:

intelligence is such a turn on

so is a huge co*ck

why did you put an asterisk you still spelt the whole word

(via plagal)

barnse:

hi i’m peter man i mean i’m spider parker i mean fuck

(via illumini-ous)